WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
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Jenna: He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm...what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?
Liz: It's a turtle, Jenna.
I dislike sports so strongly that if I’m watching something and it has even one scene involving a sport, I will instantly lose interest.
I absolutely love the end result.
i can’t believe i watched that
i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
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