What did I do to end up with such a beautiful creature in my life?
I am sososo lucky.
Books are nice because the pages don’t freeze.
Can the Midwest stop breeding stupid?
I fully intend to move out of my apartment without using a single cardboard box.
Darlene is nice and all, but she’s always fucking jibber jabbering about nothing and I can hear it through my buds and it’s fucking awful hot garbage.